Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Take my advice...

I have had many complaints, okay one complaint, well ... comment, that I don't update often enough, so this is dedicated to Pollywog. So much has happened since the last blog I wrote I don't even know where to begin. So why not with a fun little infomercial? I just want to warn everyone living in Utah that this post may be offensive. But take my advice, if this is offensive to you, YOU should change your ways! But really just watch, it is nothing like the "Mormons Exposed" calendar (see very previous post). Click this link to order your "bump-it", do so it the next 10 minutes and you will receive "bump-it Bangs" for FREE!

www.bighappyhair.com/I am speechless. Again if you found yourself thinking... "What is wrong with this, I wear my hair like that everyday, I already own 5 bump-its". Take my advise and stop. Attend meetings, get family support, call a hotline... JUST STOP!

Oh, I also started student teaching last week. So far I love it. I also leave for New Zealand in 58 days!

6 comments:

Jentry said...

Sweetheart, I hate to be condesending, but you don't know big hair until you've spent your day in the fine arts building with vocal majors. I'm glad you're back in the blogging world, some of us don't get to see you that often.

wild murdocks said...

I'm so sad that I can't "bump a pony" anymore--they make it sound like so much fun.

I'm glad your student teaching is going well. I'm at mid-terms right now and a bit buried. I'll have to call and get all the exciting student teaching details.

Newty said...

Wow, where to begin? Glad to see you're back in the cyber world. I always thought girls who had their hair like that were just having a bad hair day or were just unable to see the back of their head. It's kind of like a reverse FLDS look, maybe the ladies in texas could use a bumpit up front to show their spirituality and devotion. I will admit that I ordered one simply because they say it will increase my self confidence and beauty. Is this what Fergie is talking about? You know, her "lovely lady humps?"

Jenna Holm said...

OH MY GOSH... where on earth did you find this? And, is "bump it" common slang? I guess so, but I don't hang around that crowd. Also, isn't it disturbing how when they say "flirty," it shows like a 13-year-old girl? Ahh, the life of South Utah County.

Mitch and Sonnie said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I almost peed my pants.

Connie Whitesides said...

I would like you to also check out lift-its. You may like their perkiness.